Jayne, Michael
Player Full Name: Michael Jayne
Nicknames (no fabrications or exclusions): Solskjaer
Position(s): Utility (Apart from keeper).
Favoured position: Centre Midfield
Date of Birth and star sign: 26/12/1980. Capricorn
How long have you been playing football for West End: 10 years
How long have you been playing football for: Since I was 8. (I think)
Previous clubs: None. West End thro and thro
Which club do you support: Man Utd
What honours have you won: Club-man, Challenge Cup twice
Best West End Memory for the right reasons:
Ginge Snr scoring with his c*ck in the Elba. What a goal! Also me scoring 6 goals in the last 6 games of the season with my big toe to save us from relegation and Cheeks' job. Still waiting for the thanks
Best West End Memory for the wrong reasons:
None so far
Most difficult opponent played against:
Jamie Bowen
Who makes you laugh the most at West End:
Warner, Potts, Ginge Snr, Dallas, Fella, Menace. Just naming a few
Who doesn't: Myself
Most gifted team mate and why:
Ginge Snr. Samba football rules kid
Favourite ground played on: Stebo
Describe your best goal my best goal:
Against Meincau, Steve Mears was on my back throughout the game and was p*ssing me off when the ball bounced just outside of the halfway line, I turned and hit the ball and it flew in the top corner. That shut him up
Least favourite ground played on: Llangain
Why choose West End: My cousin was playing for them at the time
Significant others? Wife Em and daughter Lily-Marie
Favourite food: All food. Can't you tell by my belly
Favourite drink: Anything alcoholic
Favourite film: Dirty Sanchez the movie
Favourite TV show: Soccer AM
Favourite colour: Green
Favourite style of music / band etc: Indie. Oasis, Charlatans etc
Hobbies (excluding football):
Snooker (sh*t at it), Sh*gging and the occasional w*nk
If you could change one thing in football: The posts to be put up ready
Describe yourself in three words: Unique, Lovable, Piss-head
Describe your style of play in three words: Direct, No Messing, 100%
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